Mr Von Beach welcomes commissions of any nature and eagerly awaits correspondence by the following means:
Electric mail : otto@vonbeach.com
Telephonic transmission : 01780 767 787
Idiot lantern : Twitter/VonBeach
Giant mechanical befriender : LinkedIn/VonBeach
Please address calling cards to :
Beach-o-matic Limited
3 Wellington Lane
Stamford
Lincolnshire
PE9 1QB
England
Strictly no messenger pigeons.