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Your affable host, Mr Von Beach, is anxious to widen his circle of pen-friends and personal correspondents. If you wish to receive news of his exploits on an occasional basis, please enter your personals into the boxes below.

Those providing a postal or forwarding address can expect to receive gifts, artistic paraphernalia and other small bribes on an even more occasional basis.

Nota bene : Those not wishing to receive items through the post may instead use the space marked ‘postal address’ to vent their spleen or otherwise sing Mr Von Beach’s praises, as required.

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Your Title or other Honorific :

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 From time to time, please update me as to your activities with a brief (and suitably contrite) electric missive.

 As and when the occasion arises, please send me trinkets and other sundries through the post for my amusement and diversion.