For the benefit of those readers in search of exclusive and hitherto unremarked items, Mr Von Beach hereby—and most humbly—adumbrates the particulars of his next book, including a first glimpse of the dust jacket :
Who Moved My Stilton? promises to be an informative and diverting guide to the world of commerce, conceived expressly for the purpose of enriching all those who read it (any enrichment of the authors being entirely incidental).
Assuming no untoward events or legal impediments, Who Moved My Stilton? will be published by Bloomsbury of London in November of this year. Those of a more restive nature may wish to place an advance order with their local bookmonger today.