Mr Von Beach At Rest :

Arise Britannia

Mr Von Beach is pleased to note the manner in which our Olympians have conducted themselves in recent weeks. As a man with a relaxed outlook on life, he takes particular pleasure in the number of occasions on which our Heroes have beaten their opponents without even having to rise from their seats.

Fig. 1. He Sits to Conquer. Being a Graph to illustrate the innate superiority of the British competitor
—Monday the 14th August 2012
Other Jottings : Work, Rest, Play, & Blowing His Own Trumpet.