Being the 30th of January 2012

Tome Alone

Mister Von Beach proudly unveils the dust jacket for his forthcoming work, Gin & Juice : The Victorian Guide to Parenting, written in collaboration with the noted wordsmith Mr Alan Tyers, publication by Bloomsbury of London imminent.

Mr Von Beach and his associates assume no responsibility for any mishaps or mischance that may arise from improper application of the advice expounded within.

Purchase the first edition forthwith